The Diary Of A Hapless Father: months 0-3 by Pete Sortwell & Graham Peterson

The Diary Of A Hapless Father: months 0-3 by Pete Sortwell & Graham Peterson

Author:Pete Sortwell & Graham Peterson [Sortwell, Pete]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Sorted Publishing
Published: 2013-11-17T16:00:00+00:00


6.00 p.m.

The ‘Clife’ came via a courier this morning. It seems to have given us a little bit of peace this afternoon. I sent Alison to bed once Charlie had calmed down and seemed happy in my arms. Alison didn’t sleep, but I suppose it was good that she got an hour’s rest before he wanted feeding again and I became useless to him.

Monday October 22nd 2012

The screaming has started again. Gripe water doesn’t work, ‘Clife’ doesn’t work. The only thing that seems to do any good is sleep and I haven’t been able to find a way of keeping a baby asleep for a long time. Not safely, anyway. There are all sorts of idiots online suggesting that giving your baby whisky or brandy will help them sleep. I’m fairly sure, though, that if Charlie’s little stomach can’t handle food yet, strong alcohol will make the problem worse, not better.

Jane put me on dishwasher duty today for no reason. I didn’t mind doing it as a job, but I’m now wondering what the reason for it was. Boris was put on the till and within twenty minutes the queue was out the door while he struggled to remember which button opened the drawer. I think Jane is plotting something.



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